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shaggy教你自我介绍

我叫shaggy，不是《王牌大贱谍》里的shaggy，而是令人神魂颠倒的shaggy，超凡脱俗的shaggy，迷迷糊糊的shaggy，小可爱shaggy。

我的年龄嘛，算起来有三十一、二岁的样子。

我的初恋嘛……让我好好想想初恋。唔……想不起来我到底有没有初恋了。哎，想起来了……那个女孩是我四年级的同学，哦，那都是很久以前的事了。我记忆力不灵光了。我的初恋情人现在已经是个大姑娘了，那时我死心塌地迷恋她，我只有她的一张海报，是从一本杂志里撕下来的，我把它贴到了墙上。我就像发了神经，整天亲吻着那张玉照。那就是我的初恋了。

最新一次恋情就发生在头几个月前。我不能讲她是谁，但这才叫酷呢。

我第一次真正恋爱是什么时候？哦，我还真不知道自己有没有真地爱过（轻笑），可悲呀！不过我想，如果有种痒痒的感觉让你觉得老是想到那个人，那就是爱吧。唔，那么说来是在我大约20、22岁的时候了。

我曾经做过的最浪漫的事是，让我想想……是在曼哈顿租了一间旅馆，叫waldorf astoria posh旅馆，从套房里可以远眺公园，乘马车进出旅馆房间，首先美餐一顿，然后乘马车去喜剧商店找乐子，离开，然后再回到旅馆房间，我走进房间时发现四周都是蜡烛，到处都是玫瑰花瓣--真是情调盎然，连窗户都有雾气笼罩。

我对女朋友做过的大坏事嘛……我做得很高兴，从她背后把她拎了起来，因为我常看到其他人这么做，而我从未做过，所以这属于我的必修科目。她并不感到有趣，但这确实可笑（笑）。

我可没有拥吻过名人……这个，是有拥吻过……某名人，啊，好几位名人呢，但我不能说出她们的名字，因为她们也许正看着我，我才不会吻了就到处说呢。我现在喜欢哪个名人？唉……（叹气，砸砸嘴）……我和她发生了关系。她叫什么名字？她也喜欢我吗？这么说吧，我想拥吻哈莉·贝利，但是我的时间不多了，因为她快要出嫁了。（砸砸嘴）所以说，女孩子要小心了，当你看见我嘟着嘴朝你跑来的话，你要知道后果！（大笑）

注释：

1) austin powers 影片《王牌大贱谍》。在这里指的是austin powers - the spy who shagged me《王牌大贱谍2：时空间谍007》。

2) shagadelic 此词是由shaggy与psychedelic (a. 起幻觉的，迷幻的) 结合而来的，并没有什么实际意义，只是用来起夸张与炫耀的作用。以下两词用法相同。

3) shagalistic 此词是由shaggy与fantastic (a. 幻想的，空想的) 结合而来。

4) shagnotic 此词是由shaggy与hypnotic (a. 催眠的) 结合而来。

5) lova = lover

6) crush n. （对某人的）强烈而短暂的喜爱，迷恋

7) pervert n. 走上邪路者，堕落者

8) weggie [俚] 是一种恶作剧，在某人的背后提他的裤带把他拎起来

9) snog v. 亲吻拥抱

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romance -- a key component of the comedy

浪漫·爱情·喜剧

观点一：就让爱情进行到底！

i think what really 1)defines a romantic comedy is that it's a comedy in which the central 2)conflict, whatever it is, is based in a romantic relationship. meaning, many comedies have romances in them. but the question the movie's asking is not about the couple. a romantic comedy asks, "will these two people become a couple?"

爱情喜剧片说到底就是喜剧，不管怎么样，冲突的重点都要摆在恋爱双方之间，即喜剧与爱情要融为一体。电影并非要探讨情侣本人，而是“有情人能否终成眷属？”

观点二：爱情与欢乐水乳交融，岂能缺一！

romance which is light, which is about enjoyment of love, tends to be within the comic because that although comedy can be about the battle of the sexes, and can be about problems which are keeping lovers apart, comedy is also nice as it were... laughter and having fun is part of romance.

爱情片是轻松愉快的，表现的是爱的情景，爱情融合在喜剧中，因为喜剧就算说的是两性斗争或者情侣分手的问题，也能自始自终给我们带来欢乐。欢乐是爱情片的一部分。

观点三：女性终于可以撑起“半边天”啦！

in the 30's and 40's you have such a wonderful series of romantic movies because women were really 3)feeling their oats and moving into the job market, and you had a lot of very, very strong, tough, heroines out in the world and they were in the movies, too.

30、40年代出现了一系列优秀的爱情片，因为妇女在当时开始崭露头角，纷纷外出工作，社会上出现了许多硬朗的模范女性，电影中亦是如此。

观点四：“哇，我梦中的白马王子！”“哦，我梦中的白雪公主！”“要是能和他（她）谈上一把恋爱，不知会是什么滋味？？？”

there are these kind of standard moves that get observed: after there's a set-up, there's what we call a "cute meet" or a "meet cute", meaning some 4)distinctive way that these people come together, ahh, which in my mind is usually 5)reflective of a 6)dynamic relationship. at the core, people who go to romantic comedies, you're 7)preaching to the converted more often than that. these are people who believe in love. and they believe in romance, and that means 8)unattached as well as attached. i might even say more likely you've got a lot of people who are going to these movies to have that experience to enjoy 9)vicariously what it's like to fall in love and to meet the perfect someone.

据观察，爱情片有这些通用模式：在交代了背景后，主角就在机缘巧合下邂逅，即他们在特定情景中走到一起来，我认为这很反映出男女关系中动人的一面。观看爱情喜剧片的人通常都是爱情喜剧迷，他们相信爱情，相信浪漫，无论是单身的也好，还是已婚的也罢，他们都能够从爱情喜剧中找到共鸣。我倾向于认为，许多去看爱情喜剧片的观众都想进入角色，去经历并享受坠入爱河和遇上真命天子时的不同感受。

注释：

1) define v. 定义，详细说明

2) conflict n. 冲突，斗争

3) feeling their oats 感到精神饱满

4) distinctive a. 有特色的，与众不同的

5) reflective a. 沉思的

6) dynamic a. 动力的

7) preach v. 宣扬，鼓吹 preach to the converted 对人们宣传他们早已持有的观点

8) unattached a. 独立的

9) vicariously ad. 有同感地，间接感受到地

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tips for improving your interpersonal relationships

conswello: it's a delight to meet you, bob eubanks, it really is.

eubanks: thank you very much. you do a great job on this show.

conswello: well, thank you very much and you're using your people skills already. i'm 1)intrigued by how you keep 2)reinventing yourself. how do you do it?

eubanks: well, you know, i just think what a person has to do is take their strengths, and i know that no one's gonna hire me to do a game show again so, because they go for the younger guy and such, so i got, i sat down, i said, you know, "what should i do?" and i've learned so much about people, and i decided to go out and speak to 3)corporate america. what i'm doing is i'm showing corporate america how to maintain a balance in their people skills to high technology. i mean, we're losing our people skills because of the wonderful technology is there. and so i go out and i teach them how to maintain their people skills; how to get the most from people.

conswello: so how do you do that?

eubanks: ah, you show interest in them. ah, when i wa